My, aren't you a Handsome Devil! I hope you have worked up
an appetite for some sweets, because I baked you this
special "smart" cake! What?  You didn't know I could cook?
I promise I didn't set the smoke detector off once!!

You'll love this "cheeky" update! It's all treats and no tricks!
And yes your brain cake is red velvet with extra icing!!
A Goth under-the-bust corset, it's bust-less and butt-less!!
Come in Hot Stuff, I'll show you my boo-bies, and a hot little pussy!
You know what they say, if you've got it, haunt it!