Sometimes I get the biggest kick out of you! Like the time when I had put on a black sweater and a white mini skirt for Update 1233.  You checked me out in that way guys do, and asked, “Who dresses you?”

Cracked me up.  The white mini skirt in that set? I have had it for 20 years.  It’s just my style.

I turn to you with what I think is the most important question – “Who UN-dresses me? I think since I do the work of getting dressed, I think YOU should do the work of un-dressing me.”

You quickly agree but add, “I think we should play a little game. Kind of a race to get naked.”  I say “Agreed! For every item you take off of me, I get to take one off you. We’ll see who’s naked first.

I think the first undressed gets to direct the action if you catch my drift.  What I didn’t know is that you are COMMANDO…you CHEATER!!!

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